March 2012
190 posts
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
That awkward moment when you can’t decide if you...
omghilariousblog:
Them chickens is ash and im lotion.: A rant about... →
suzie-carmichael:
Ok. This is going to be very long and im going to go all over the place with this, but these are things that irk me about black women with natural hair that constantly lash out at women that choose to be relaxed/wear weave.
1. “Black women that have relaxers/wear weave want to be white.”
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I'm on Facebook, watching everyone like these...
wtfsofunny:
And everyone’s like ‘OMG DATZ SO FUNNY N ORIGINAL!!!!1!!!ONE!”
And I’m thinking “Bitch please, I saw that on tumblr about 3 months ago.”
Blog that makes you LOL
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
“Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”
Watchtyleroakley:
Shit gets real at CVS.
Bhahaha
Watchmaesconfessions:
itsatossupp:
optimisticpessimism:
battledinosaur:
HOLY SHIT
WHAT
WHAT
What the fuck.
I wish I was this awesome.
THE DEVIL IS WORKING WITH THEM!
